What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 00:34
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
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Thumbs down again.
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why is our generation so unhappy?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Can you provide some examples of music with a free form structure?
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Do you have pics of the wife making out with another guy?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
Do the British people realize how much American people absolutely despise them?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
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Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
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share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
How can I get a girlfriend? I am 26.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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No go.
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
When British people write X after everything, are they being serious or trying not to be awkward?